Disclaimer...

I've decided to come up with a Disclaimer to attach to my email messages... for obvious reasons. Here's how it goes:

DISCLAIMER:

The claims and attitudes of this author are not necessarily shared by Microsoft, Lotus Notes, DELL, AES, PHEAA, the Commonwealth, the city of Harrisburg or the state of Pennsylvania... or Bob in security.
The information on this page is for informational purposes only and is not intended for dissemination.
The information on this page may not be for the faint of heart as there could be prolonged periods of laughter or sudden outbursts of laughter. Please consult your physician before engaging in outbursts of laughter or prolonged periods of laughter. If you can not see your physician before reading this message, you could consider a more controlled giggle or chuckle.
Should you choose to laugh: The author can not and will not be held responsible for disturbances created by outburst of laughter or prolonged periods of laughter... please consider a more controlled giggle or chuckle instead.
All names of people and places may or may not have been changed to protect the identity of those who may or may not have participated in the events that may or may not have actually happened.
The sender of this message may or may not be the original author of this message.
No animals were used for testing, nor were any animals injured, during the creation of this message.
The author can not and will not be held responsible for the testing or injuring of animals in the delivery of this message beyond the moment of hitting the send button.